That dude on craigslist that posted "Free head shots for models"...
You show up and he has two bottles of cheap vodka but one of them is half empty cuz he used it to mix with his breakfast orange juice. It is 4 pm.
"get comfortable" in this 100% cotton t shirt with a freakin camera on it.
Size Guide
| inch | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length | 26.8 | 28.0 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.1 | 33.9 | 34.6 |
| Shoulder | 14.6 | 15.7 | 16.9 | 18.1 | 19.3 | 20.5 | 21.7 | 22.8 | 24.0 |
| Bust | 32.3 | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48.0 | 52.0 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| centimeter | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Length | 68.0 | 71.0 | 74.0 | 76.0 | 79.0 | 81.0 | 84.0 | 86.0 | 88.0 |
| Shoulder | 37.0 | 40.0 | 43.0 | 46.0 | 49.0 | 52.0 | 55.0 | 58.0 | 61.0 |
| Bust | 82.0 | 92.0 | 102.0 | 112.0 | 122.0 | 132.0 | 142.0 | 152.0 | 162.0 |